Really.
Unprincipled cads, out-and-out scoundrels, explosive bitches.
What has the human race come to?

Self. You are the biggest. fucking. emotional. GIRL. idiot.
Are you crying a bit?
Self, are you?
Just a bit?
Just a bit then.

GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. 
Just because your day wasn't filled with snogs and cuddle orgies, doesn't mean it was bad. 
I know, but I just had a terrible time! It felt so...melancholy. The world conspires to bring me naught ( Read more... )

 Oh god.
You didn't.
You did?
Oh, self.

Please don't tell me you have a crush on an 8th grade guy. Please.
Oh, fuck. You do. Fuck your life. Seriously, this is bad.

But he's so PRETTY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP SELF. I MEAN IT.

And this is where I tell the voices in my head to shut the fuck up. I hate it how every little imperfect thing, every little tragedy in my ( Read more... )